I like a lot of things. Mostly things that come in black.

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

rocketreturns:

rocketreturns:

people have been saying this since like 2014 but you guys seriously for real need to get some identity-shaping real life hobbies. basing your entire sense of self off a fabricated persona you developed by carefully exchanging social currency online is not sustainable or healthy

image

the fact that you see this as some kind of vaguepost and not face value genuine advice is indicative of the exact problem i’ve addressed here

bold of you to assume any of my hobbies have successfully shaped any sort of identity for me

Bold of you to assume my hobbies aren’t based around fabricating personas.

Reblogged from knitmeapony  40,627 notes
POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow
Anonymous

lynati:

mountdragon:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

ginger-ale-official:

captainamericagf:

image

you have my attention

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.

It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?

From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.

Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?

image

Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.

image

The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.

image

I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates

*slamming fists on the table*

LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES

I’m gonna vote “whole ship full of lady pirates” and that we get Stephanie Beatriz and Jameela Jamil as crew members.

@fabricatedgeek