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Oolah Valley in Gates of the Arctic National Park offers hidden delights to the intrepid hiker willing to explore off the beaten path.
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More details have emerged on a group of dudes who got a little legendary on Cap Hill last Friday night, resulting in injuries in the wee hours of Saturday morning: it was all over pizza. Capitol Hill Seattle has the police report:
I then asked [Dude 1] what happened, and he said he and [Companion Dude] were walking on E Pike St when a group of four unknown males came up behind them. [Dude 1] said he was carrying a box of pizza and one of the mails opened the box while [Dude 1] was still holding it, and he took a slice of pizza out. [Dude 1] said he yelled at the male, and the male punched him in the face with his fist. [Companion Dude] then stepped in to defend his friend and the other three males began punching [Companion Dude]. [He] fell to the ground and [Dude 1] said [Companion Dude] was unconscious for about 45 seconds. [Dude 1] said his neck was sore from the assault.
This incident is just one of many heinous pizza-crimes to strike our fair city in the past several months. Under a month ago, three ne’er-do-wells literally stole pizza from children after they broke into Alki Elementary School, which was totally not even worth it. Back in October, a man was arrested near Green Lake after stabbing a pizza restaurant employee. In September, some woo girl hulk-smashed the window of Hot Mama’s like some kind of goddamn monster. Back in July, a man under the influence of a “potent relaxant” crashed a child’s pizza party, but like, he just wanted some pizza, so that’s fine.
Holy shit maybe we shouldn’t get pizza anymore.
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